"Umm... hello? Is everything alright? This is the I.R.S. I wanted to inform you that you haven't paid your taxes in months. We highly suggest you paid them or you will face jail time. If you wanna talk about your payment, don't hesitate to call back."
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"i'm onto you."
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My mic is broken:(
"Umm... hello? Is everything alright? This is the I.R.S. I wanted to inform you that you haven't paid your taxes in months. We highly suggest you paid them or you will face jail time. If you wanna talk about your payment, don't hesitate to call back."